Saturday, June 25, 2011

Saare Jaha se accha, Gandhistan humara..!!!!!!!!



Watching the ‘’DLF’’ IPL has exposed us to ‘’Citi” moments of success and “Maxx” timeouts. However such style of branding has been on in the country for many decades. The Nehru-Gandhi name has been prefixed before countless government schemes and projects. Here we look at a supremely effective method of political branding by the Indian National Congress. A method which has succeeded in using the face of the country as an advertising billboard.


One of the many mega-projects
Consider this: During the Commonwealth games last year, a student of JAWAHARLAL NEHRU UNIVERSITY who was studying there on a RAJIV GANDHI NATIONAL FELLOWSHIP received his friends at INDIRA GANDHI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT. They then headed for RAJIV CHOWK METRO STATION from where they went to INDIRA GANDHI INDOOR STADIUM to watch their favourite wrestler who had recently won the ALL INDIA RAJIV GANDHI WRESTLING GOLD CUP. After this they headed to NEHRU PLACE where they learnt that the wrestler’s  performance had put him in contention for the RAJIV GANDHI KHEL RATNA AWARD.
According to lists available on the internet there are more than 450 major schemes1, projects, stadiums, parks etc. named after the Nehru-Gandhi dynasty. This exercise has increased the aura already surrounding to the Nehru-Gandhi name and in all likelihood left some sort of an impression on the subconscious minds of millions of voters.
When Chief Minister Mayawati of UP recently went on a state-wide rampage to erect statues of elephants (also the BSP symbol), there were a series of protests which accusedBSP of constructing permanent ‘’party symbols’’ all over the state. However Mayawati in her defence came out and said that the statues being constructed have the trunks of the elephants raised (in a welcoming position) whereas the BSP party symbol has the trunk lowered. She also went on to state the precedence of Indian National Congress naming multiple nationwide projects on the names of their leaders, hence making BSP’s statues a non-issue. These arguments accompanied with other legal jargon were good enough to leave the authorities scratching their heads2.
In comparison to Mayawati, what the Indian National Congress has been doing using the Nehru-Gandhi name has been fairly blatant. Projects in the name of the likes of Vallabhai Patel and B R Ambedkar barely exist. And those bearing the name of the likes of Atal Bihari Vajpayee and P V Narsimha Rao are unheard of. One plausible reason for this obsession with the Nehru-Gandhi name could be that both Indira and Rajiv Gandhi were assassinated. However even Mahatma Gandhi stands nowhere compared to the Nehru-Indira-Rajiv trio when it comes to the naming of mega schemes and projects. Based on the sheer quantity of projects bearing the name of Rajiv Gandhi, it almost seems as though his contributions to the country far surpassed those of even Mahatma Gandhi. We have taken the liberty of making a portfolio with a few of these projects to showcase the range of schemes bearing Rajiv Gandhi’s name. However we seriously doubt whether this is any indication of his impact in diverse fields across the country.
Living Beings
Farmers
RajivGandhi Grameen Vidyutikaran Yojana
Children
Rajiv Gandhi National Crèche Scheme for the Children of Working
Mothers, Department of Women & Child Development
Unemployed
Rajiv Gandhi Shramik Kalyan
Yojna
Artists
Rajiv Gandhi Shilpi Swasthya
Bima Yojana
Slum Dwellers
Rajiv Ratna Awas Yojna
Students
Rajiv Gandhi Prathamik Shiksha
Mission, Raigarh
Handicapped
Rajiv Gandhi Home for Handicapped, Pondicherry
All Humanity
Rajiv Gandhi Manav Seva
Award
Animals
Rajiv Gandhi (Nagarhole) Wildlife
Sanctuary, Karnataka
Rajiv Gandhi Wildlife Sanctuary, Andhra Pradesh
Rajiv Gandhi Wildlife Conservation Award
Food & Water
Food Security
Rajiv Gandhi Mission on Food Security , Madhya Pradesh
Rajiv Gandhi Food Security Mission for Tribal Areas, MP
Breakfast
Rajiv Gandhi Breakfast Scheme, Pondicherry
Drinking Water
Rajiv Gandhi National Drinking Water Mission
Ground Water
Rajiv Gandhi National Ground Water Training & Research Institute,
Faridabad, Haryana
Tsunami
Rajiv Gandhi Rehabilitation Package for Tsunami Affected Areas
Mega-Structures
Airport
Rajiv Gandhi International Airport , New Hyderabad , A.P.
Container Terminal
Rajiv Gandhi Container Terminal, Cochin
Stadiums
Rajiv Gandhi Sports Stadium, Bawana
Rajiv Gandhi National Football Academy, Haryana
Rajiv Gandhi AC Stadium, Vishakhapatnam
Rajiv Gandhi Indoor Stadium, Pondicherry
Rajiv Gandhi Stadium, NahariagunItanagar
Rajiv Gandhi Badminton Indoor Stadium, Cochin
Rajiv Gandhi Indoor Stadium, Kadavanthra,
Ernak
Rajiv Gandhi Sports Complex , Singhu
Rajib Gandhi Memorial Sports Complex, Guwahati
Rajiv Gandhi International Stadium, Hyderabad
Rajiv Gandhi Indoor Stadium, Cochin

Commercial Centre
Rajiv Chowk
Ailments
AIDS
Rajiv Gandhi Mobile Aids Counselling and Testing Services, Rajiv
Gandhi Foundation
Cancer
Rajiv Gandhi Cancer Institute & Research Centre, Delhi
Chest Diseases
Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Chest Diseases, Bangalore, Karnataka
Tooth Ache
Shri Rajiv Gandhi college of Dental Science
& Hospital, Bangalore, Karnataka
Sports
Kabaddi
Rajiv Gandhi Gold Cup Kabaddi Tournament
Rajiv Gandhi Kabbadi Meet
Boxing
Rajiv Gandhi Federation Cup boxing championship
Football
Rajiv Gandhi International tournament (football)
Rajiv Gandhi Gold Cup (U-21), football
Rajiv Gandhi Trophy
Rajiv Gandhi Memorial Jhopadpatti Football
Tournament, Rajura
Rajiv Gandhi International Invitation Gold Cup Football Tournament,
Jamshedpur
Boat Race
Rajiv Gandhi Boat Race, Kerala
Gymnastics
Rajiv Gandhi International Artistic Gymnastic Tournament
Roller Skating
Rajiv Gandhi Memorial Roller Skating Championship
Judo
Rajiv Gandhi International Judo Championship, Chandigarh
Cricket
Rajiv Gandhi Rural Cricket Tournament, Initiated by Rahul Gandhi inAmethi
Basketball
All Indira Rajiv Gandhi Basketball (Girls)
Tournament, organized by Delhi State
Wrestling
All India Rajiv Gandhi Wrestling Gold Cup, organized by Delhi
State
Education
Management
Rajiv Gandhi Indian Institute of Management, Shilong
Aeronautics
Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Aeronautics, Ranchi, Jharkhand
Engineering
Rajiv Gandhi Technical University, Gandhi Nagar, Bhopal, M.P.
Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Technology, Kottayam,Kerala
Rajiv Gandhi College of Engineering Research & Technology,Chandrapur, Maharashtra
Law
Rajiv Gandhi School of Intellectual Property Law, Kharagpur,
Kolkata
Rajiv Gandhi National University of Law, Patiala, Punjab
Aviation
Rajiv Gandhi Aviation Academy, Secundrabad 
Rajiv Gandhi Aviation Academy, Begumpet, Hyderabad,
A.P
If this trend continues, someday in the future an Indian will wake up on 26th January at 9 AM Rahul Gandhi Standard Time to watch the Priyanka Gandhi Memorial Parade in Vadrabad. Or maybe by then Behenji would have replaced Rajpath by a giant replica of her favourite handbag. Exciting times ahead!

Vansh Saluja 
(vnshsaluja@gmail.com)
(facebook.com/saluja.vansh)